when my friends try to tell me about my zodiac sign
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate
(Source: SCEPTRE, via oknope)
HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.
They used her daughter because she was the only child they found who wasn’t scared of her while she was in costume.
(Source: maleficent2014, via fat-michaelcera)
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
When people with bad grammar try to insult you like