guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(Source: guy, via itscalledfashionlookitup)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(Source: parasailin, via sniffing)

tyleroakley:

drunktrophywife:

vinebox:

Feeding the wild Teddy Bears

THIS FUCKED ME IP

ABSOLUTELY NOT

(Source: vinebox)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

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(Source: lilkimbra, via michelleyx)

madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas get a new pair of shoes 

(via sextnoise)

aerosparrk:

When a character you don’t like dies

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sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

(via danznewz)

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via michelleyx)

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via daynanicolea)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via sniffing)

I’m super happy. I feel weightless and strong. And my heart is singing for #Grester. BTW Don’t dish it if you can’t take it. And also Ynna for President. And I just feel good. #Win

badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

(Source: iraffiruse, via rosiedoll)