taintanthony:

when my friends try to tell me about my zodiac sign
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(via cyndaphil)

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

(via toocooltobehipster)

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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voldemortcanyounot:

newerleaf:

surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

WHAT. THE. FUCK. LOL.

thank you 

(Source: rockmecalum, via tylerchokely)

badparent:

me as a parent

(Source: automatically, via graywingedfeatherduster)

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

(via fat-michaelcera)

(Source: stanleykubricky, via lulz-time)

(Source: newfluffytown, via sextnoise)

iprayforangels:

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

They used her daughter because she was the only child they found who wasn’t scared of her while she was in costume. 

(Source: maleficent2014, via fat-michaelcera)

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

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(Source: orhgasm, via fat-michaelcera)

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

(via zackisontumblr)

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via rosiedoll)

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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